http://www.oluyede.org/blog/2004/08/16/google-and-programming-languages/ Everything considered harmful Wed, 21 Dec 2011 07:59:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 http://www.oluyede.org/blog/2004/08/16/google-and-programming-languages/comment-page-1/#comment-23 verbat Fri, 20 Aug 2004 17:44:00 +0000 http://www.oluyede.org/blog/2004/08/16/google-and-programming-languages/#comment-23 <p>nifty, I knew the original joke with just three elements (missing 'agile').<br /><br />Bringing the idea further: <br />'simple' or 'easy' programming language:<br />http://www.simplecodeworks.com/<br /><br />worst: brainf**k<br /><br />hype: strange page with 'java' in the headline<br /><br />powerful: groovy (this tells something about hype, too)<br /><br />funny: (first useless, second is BETA)<br /><br />nice: Nice :)<br /><br />safe: Scala<br /><br />cool: K<br /><br />fast: ocaml<br /><br />new: D<br /><br />productive: ruby<br /><br />dynamic: generic page<br /><br />static: QCL (http://tph.tuwien.ac.at/~oemer/qcl.html)<br /><br />quick: quick<br /><br />slow: first useless, second is java<br /><br />All this must mean something.</p> nifty, I knew the original joke with just three elements (missing ‘agile’).

Bringing the idea further:
‘simple’ or ‘easy’ programming language:
http://www.simplecodeworks.com/

worst: brainf**k

hype: strange page with ‘java’ in the headline

powerful: groovy (this tells something about hype, too)

funny: (first useless, second is BETA)

nice: Nice

safe: Scala

cool: K

fast: ocaml

new: D

productive: ruby

dynamic: generic page

static: QCL (http://tph.tuwien.ac.at/~oemer/qcl.html)

quick: quick

slow: first useless, second is java

All this must mean something.

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